Transcript: A Christian Christmas Comedy: Pastor J's Holiday Hijinks Part 1

One day at a time. for the Christmas party. I think we got enough turkey and I think we got enough vegetables to feed the homeless, but is there anything else that we need that you can think of that we might need? Well, I think we could use some stuffing. I mean, everybody loves my stuffing and so we want to make sure we have plenty of that on hand so that, you know, hey, somebody won't be left out of my good stuffing. Okay, so you need some fixings for that, some bread, breadcrumbs and some spices and stuff like that. Yeah, like your celery and stuff like that. Okay. Just stuff that makes a good stuffing. Okay. All right. I'll go to the store, pick some up of that, and everything else we should be good with. Jazz should be okay. I think she went back to the office. It looks like that's where she went, so she should be okay. I'll be back in a few minutes and we'll get this party started. Okay? Okay. Don't forget my stuffing. I won't. Hi. How are you doing, honey? Oh, hello. How are you? How are you, little one? That's Dr. J's dog. Oh, this is the little one I've heard about. Yes. Oh. Well, hello, little one. All right. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down. Sit down, honey. I've got to talk to this sweet-looking lady. How are you doing, honey? I'm doing fine, thank you. What are you doing tonight, honey? Anything that isn't with you. Well, now, that's not a nice thing to say to somebody. I'm a nice man. Don't you? Can't you see that? I didn't say you wasn't a nice man. I just said right now there's no man in my life. Thank you very much. Well, we can change that. What are you doing tonight? I said no way. What are you here for? I'm here to see my grandson. Well. You know, my grandson, he's Jason, you know, my grandson. You know Jason? You know Jason, don't you? I know Pastor Jason. Pastor Jay Well that him Well he got to be that religious thing and he became all But anyway, I'm his grandpa. I'm his grandpa. Yeah, what are you doing tonight, honey? Never mind. Pastor Jay is over in his office. Why don't you go see him? I've been to his office. He ain't there. Well, if he's not there, he isn't back from the store yet So, why don't you just go in the office and wait on him Well, I'm busy here, I got things to do Well, okay, don't be We're going to do all kinds of things Well, I'm here to help Well, you can help by going in the office and waiting for Pastor Jay Okay, alright, don't get all upset I'm trying to be nice to you, honey Be nice back What's you doing tonight? I'm trying to be nice to you, honey! No. There might be a woman out there that's just right for you. I'm just not one. So, the office is down the hallway and take a left. You're kind of mean. This is the Christmas season. You're supposed to be nice. I am. Yeah, see, she says you're supposed to be nice. I am. I love Jasmine. Hey, I want one of them. Never mind. Oh, come on. I'll tell you what, Jasmine. You take me to the office. Let's go. That's right. Goodbye. Come on. Let's go. You'll be there in a minute. What are you doing tonight, honey? Never mind. Ah. Boy, I never grew up. Still reading comics. Hmm. Tell you. Gramps? Well, hello, son. How you doing? What are you doing here? Well, I came to visit my favorite grandson on Christmas. Gramps, I've been here for years and you've never came and visited me not one time during the Christmas season. What's the big deal about now? Why now all of a sudden? Christmas is a time for togetherness and loving and caring and sweetness and all that type of good stuff. By the way, that fine young thing out there, is she single? I'm not getting involved in that. That's not up to... I'm not saying... That's... That's not... I'm not saying nothing. Anyway. Besides, what about all your patients? I mean, all... What if there a dog or a cat or something that needs you at this time You the best vet in the world I mean what about them It be all right for just a few days I mean ain nobody gonna you know have any problems while I'm gone. Gramps, you're not being honest with me. Something's not right somewhere. This doesn't sound right. What is going on? Tell me the truth. I don't have a practice anymore, son. What? What are you talking about, Gramps? Town told me that I couldn't be a vet no more. and kicked me out and giving my practice to a younger man because they said that I'm too old to practice anymore so I can't be a vet anymore that's not right you're the best vet I mean why would they do I mean age is just a number I mean you're still vibrant and lively and you got all life in the world Why would they do that to you? I told you they said I'm too old. Maybe they're right. Maybe they're right. I thought I'd come and visit you and maybe uplift my spirits a little bit and maybe make me feel a little better for the Christmas season, but all I do is feel worse. Shouldn't have came. drop all my burdens on you. I shouldn't have done it. Sorry. We're going to talk this in more detail, Gramps. I mean, we're going to get down to some deal here, but I got so much going on here at the church. We got a big Christmas dinner for the homeless here. I got to get some stuff done here, but we're going to talk about this. Where is Jasmine? Jasmine, where is she at? She was supposed to be in here. Last time I saw, she was out with that fine young thing out there. By the way, that's a sweet little dog you got there. Jason, she's a little rowdy, but she's a sweet young little thing. Take care of that one. She's a good one. uh all right uh just relax take care of yourself um you know take it easy i be back in a few a little bit as i gotta put some stuff away uh talk to miss uh Jones I got to find out where Jasmine is and I be back Okay But just take it easy We going to talk more about this. Just hold on. I'll see you in a few. I'll be here looking at this junk that you got here, aren't you? You know, this ain't too bad after all, actually. Okay, I got all your stuff. I got the celery, I got all the spices, I got your breadcrumbs, I got everything, all the stuff for your stuffing. The homeless should be coming in about an hour, so we'll have to get everything finished up and get it ready. But all the turkeys are cooked. All the vegetables are cooked. We got your additional in case you need it, so you can do that. So I think we're good. Okay, where is Jazz? In your office. That's where you said she was, and I assume she's still there in your office. she's not there I just came from my office she's not there maybe she's running around I don't know I'm the mythian here oh no the back door is hanging open oh no no please no no no Sometimes life is a little heavy Sometimes life's a little hard to bear I feel like I'm all alone Oh, but I know one who really cares So one day at a time No matter what's in my way I'm not giving up for it No matter what others say With the Lord at my side, I'm never alone I'm destined to win, so step by step I'll take it One day at a time One day at a time One day at a time One day at a time One day at a time