Oh, Miss Jones. Oh, I am so sick. My allergies are killing me. I can't do Virginia today, later today. I can't do it. I'm so sick. Oh, I'm dying. They wouldn't put you on the air looking like that anyway. I'm telling you, I can't do it. You're going to have to go on the air for me or something because I can't do it. There ain't no way I'm going on the air for you, but I do have a remedy for you. I don't know about this. No, this is good. Okay. I'm just... What is it? What is it? Let me... My Grammy made this. How old's your Grammy? We don't even need to go into that. Okay. I mean, she's a good Grammy. Okay. Okay, and she made this. This is a home remedy. But... Okay. There's one stipulation. You only take one teaspoon. That's it. Okay. Take one and then leave it go. And I guarantee you that if you do according to this bottle, you will be fine and you'll be able to go on the air. Is this all natural? It is all natural. There is nothing in there that will hurt you. Grammy don't use nothing but natural ingredients. Trust me, it will work. Okay, I'll try it, but I don't know. Remember, one teaspoon. Okay. No more. One teaspoon. I hear ya. One day at a time. One... One... Teaspoon, huh? Okay... Yes, I'll give it a shot. I'm not gonna say it isn't gonna work, but we'll try it. Hmm. Hey, that ain't bad stuff. You know what? If one teaspoon will clear up the situses and all that type of stuff, I guess the whole bottle couldn't hurt. Let me try that. Oh, he's always late. He's never on time. Where is he at? Look what time it is and he's not here. What in the world is going on? Well, you made it. Hi. How are you? I'm doing good. I'm feeling no pain. See, I smell. See that? I smell. I feel good. I can breathe. I am good. I'm ready to go on the air. How much of that stuff did you take? Um, I just took the whole bottle, that's all. What? I told you one teaspoon. Well, one teaspoon worked. The whole bottle would work even better. And I tell you, I feel no pain. I ready to go and do this show So let go You make it it You won make it Where am I at Yes where is it Where oh here You won't make it. Good luck. Let's go. Good luck. You won't make it. Oh, well, welcome friends. This is Virginia today. And I am Pastor Jay. Oh, did you hear that? That was a rhyme. This is Virginia Today and I am Pastor Jay. I can rhyme. See, I told y'all I can rhyme. I can rhyme all the time. I can rhyme all the time. I can rhyme all the time. I'm Virginia today and this is Pastor Jay. That's good. See that, I told you I could do that. That's pretty good. Anyway. Oh, okay. They're telling me to roll on. I get to roll on like a river. Anyway. But we want to thank you for joining us today on Virginia Tech. We appreciate you watching because if you weren't watching, then no one would be watching. No one would be watching. And so we would be talking to a camera. Actually, we are talking to a camera. As if they're talking to a camera. This is good. Ah. So I am to tell you about our sponsor for today. So let's talk about the sponsor. Anybody want to talk about the sponsor? He told me to go talk about the sponsor? Oh, I'm supposed to talk about it. Oh, okay. Who is our sponsor for today? What? Over where? Over where? Over where? D, D, D, Oh, is it? Oh, I'm, oh, my bad. I see it. I see you relax. You're okay. I'm okay. Everyone's okay. Relax. I got it. I got it. Ta-da. There it is. See, there it is. There it is. It is. It looks like a bottle of water. And you know why it looks like it's a bottle of water? Because it is a bottle of water. It is a bottle of water That what it is But this is more than just a bottle of water Oh yes this however is more than just a bottle of water This is a very special bottle of water because this bottle of water is being bottled and all right here is the mountains of Virginia. Right here where we live in. And this bottle of water is all spring water. Spring water. Spring water. Spring water. There we go. So, if you live in V-V-V-G-B-A-D-A, and you would like to have some good old-fashioned, well, it's not old-fashioned because it's new. It's new. It's not used water. It's good. I'm a comedian. but anyway if you would like some good old fashioned I said it again I said it again if you would like some good spring water pick up mountain fresh spring water bottled by Fugimminan Fuginanans Fuginanans Bottled by people here, four people here. Ha! See that I got it. Ha! You thought I couldn't do it. How do you open this? I want a drink of this. How do you open this? I can't open this bottle. Somebody help me. This bottle won't open. I can't open the bottle. It's child proof. It's child proof. This, this, it won't open. Somebody help me. It won't open. I can't open it. It won't open. Huh? Twist? I don't see how that's going to help, but okay. Oh, what? Oh, twist the cap. Oh, why didn't you say that? Unica! I found it. Let's have a drink of the mountain fresh spring spring water bottle by Fergibudans. Ah, that's good stuff. You know what it tastes like? It tastes like water. Maybe it tastes like water because it is water. That's not bad water. Anyway, so we appreciate our sponsors today. Virginia's Mountain Fresh Spring Water We like him So anyway we will be back with more Virginia today Today instead of tomorrow. And stay with us. Please. Where's my water at? Hey, somebody stole my water. Where's my water? Somebody stole my water. Hey, who's the... Hey, you over there holding that mic. Did you steal my water? You better not have stole my water. Because I was enjoying that. Did you steal my water? Hello, I'm talking to you. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, please don't scream at me, please. I'm not screaming, but you're not good at all, aren't you? Oh! Oh, Jasmine, stop stomping around the house. I promise you, just lay and rest. Try to go to sleep. Just rest. Take it easy. Tomorrow, you'll feel like your old self, and you will be fine. I promise you. What have you done to me? I haven't done it. You've done it. You didn't go by directions. And I'm going to go and I'm going to leave you. And you just lay there and rest. And take it easy and you'll be fine. As God is my witness, I will never take another thing she ever gives me. Oh, I'm dying. Oh. Sometimes life's a little hard to bear Feel like I'm all alone Oh, but I'm no one who really cares So one day at a time, no matter what's in my way I'm not giving up for it, no matter what others say With the Lord at my side, I'm never alone I'm destined to win So step by step I'll take it One day at a time One day at a time One day at a time One day at a time One day at a time
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